What's the point in making a comment like that?
There are several reasons for having a bearded dragon over a dog:
1. I can feed it for a month for less money than what it would take to feed a dog in a week.
2. It's funner to hold, and it will climb on you.
3. It doesn't chase cats, and it doesn't bark.
4. It doesn't chase birds, and it doesn't leave poop mines on the floor.
5. It doesn't chase squirrels, and it doesn't pee on your books.
6. It's not overly affectionate as a dog, yet it's more so than a cat, the perfect balance.
7. The best part? It only poops once a week.
