What's the point in making a comment like that?
There are several reasons for having a bearded dragon over a dog:
1. I can feed it for a month for less money than what it would take to feed a dog in a week.
2. It doesn't bark.
3. It doesn't chase cats.
4. It doesn't chase birds.
5. It doesn't chase squirrls.
6. It's not overly affectionate as a dog, yet it's more so than a cat, the perfect balance.
7. The best part? It only poops once a week.
